Political Limericks .. all in fun-filled jest:
There once was a “leader” named Doug
Who tried to give babies a hug.
But when he went to kiss ’em
With loud wails they did diss him
Their onesies said, “Beware of Doug!”
There once was a journalist Skid
Public figures he just loved to kid
They could sure dish the crap out
But Facebooked a holy pout
Whenever they got it back from Skid.
There once was a coven of witches
Who made everyone shake in their britches
But when held up to the light
They were hardly a fright
Just a bunch of frustrated biatches.
With sincere apologies to Edward Lear.
But to everyone else, as Nellli McLung famously said:
“Never retract, never explain, never apologize.
Get the thing done and let them howl.”