The first in a series of humorous insights …
The Law of Integrity:
The greater the volume of a politician’s complaints against an Integrity Commissioner, the less the likelihood that he or she has any integrity.
The Law of Self Aggrandizement:
The louder and longer a politician boasts about his or her accomplishments, the less he or she has truly accomplished anything of significance.
Corollary – the more time a politician boasts about the time he or she spent reading a report or attending a meeting, the less the likelihood that comprehension was achieved.
The Law of Posing:
The more a politician only turns up for the smiling photo-op without participating in the event, the greater the chance that he or she is unqualified to hold office.
The Law of Private Influence:
The more a politician’s voting record shows that he or she is consistently supporting specific interests, or avoiding votes that would oppose those specific interests, the greater the reality that the politician is owned.
The Law of Facebook “Community” groups:
The more you eat excrement – the more you are full of it.
The way I see it.
Skid Crease, humourist