A Coronavirus Christmas

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A Coronavirus Christmas by Skid Crease

… with apologies to Burl Ives Have a Jolly Holly Christmas 

Ding, dong, ding,.. Ding, dong, ding …

Have a coronavirus Christmas,    The vaccine’s just out of reach;
We’re not sure there’ll be a cure,   But have a cup of bleach.

Have a coronavirus Christmas,    And when you walk down the street
Wear a mask and go real fast,    Past everyone you meet.

 

Ho, hold the Microban®   Out where all can see.
If someone tries to hug you,    Spray them once for me.

Have a coronavirus Christmas    And in case you didn’t hear
There’s no cure for a Coronavirus Christmas    This year!

Have a coronavirus Christmas,     The vaccine’s just out of reach;
We’re not sure there’ll be a cure,    But have a cup of bleach.

Ho, hold the Microban®    Out where all can see.
If someone tries to hug you,    Spray them once for me.

Have a coronavirus Christmas,    And in case you didn’t hear
There’s no cure for a Coronavirus Christmas     This year!

(Ding, dong, ding, dong) (Ding, dong, ding, dong) (Ding, dong, ding, dong)

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*image from giantmicrobes.com