Frame: several ethnically diverse citizens around a desk …
East Indian Citizen: We just got his job application – it came with a picture!
Oriental Citizen: Really, who is this Stephen?
African American Citizen: Well, it’s pretty sketchy – he seems to have made some very bad judgement calls on people he has appointed.
European Citizen: Yeah, the RCMP are investigating them! And what’s with this $90,000 cheque that came out of his office. He claims he didn’t know about it.
Middle Eastern Citizen: Well, that’s unbelievable. Apparently the guy is a micromanager – that’s not good.
Israeli Citizen: Well, he has promised to save us from IS/IS/IL and Palestine and Putin…
Scandanavian Citizen: We lose more people to cancer and car accidents than to wacko extremists – he’s way off base. How about taking care of our veterans first!
Australasian Citizen: And look at the record – the environment and economy in decline – no climate change policies and tax breaks for the richest. What about the rest of us?
Aboriginal Citizen: Exactly. Remember that he killed the Kelowna Accord. And Kyoto. And National Child Care.
South American Citizen: Well, it’s pretty clear he’s just not up for the job.
Central American Citizen: Yeah, but check out the picture – nice hair.
Youth Citizen: Is that hair?
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The hockey and radio ad I’d really like to see and hear… constantly.
Skid Crease, Caledon