A Coronavirus Christmas by Skid Crease
… with apologies to Burl Ives Have a Jolly Holly Christmas …
Ding, dong, ding,.. Ding, dong, ding …
Have a coronavirus Christmas, The vaccine’s just out of reach;
We’re not sure there’ll be a cure, But have a cup of bleach.
Have a coronavirus Christmas, And when you walk down the street
Wear a mask and go real fast, Past everyone you meet.
Ho, hold the Microban® Out where all can see.
If someone tries to hug you, Spray them once for me.
Have a coronavirus Christmas And in case you didn’t hear
There’s no cure for a Coronavirus Christmas This year!
Have a coronavirus Christmas, The vaccine’s just out of reach;
We’re not sure there’ll be a cure, But have a cup of bleach.
Ho, hold the Microban® Out where all can see.
If someone tries to hug you, Spray them once for me.
Have a coronavirus Christmas, And in case you didn’t hear
There’s no cure for a Coronavirus Christmas This year!
(Ding, dong, ding, dong) (Ding, dong, ding, dong) (Ding, dong, ding, dong)
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*image from giantmicrobes.com