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What’s the Rush?

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Some members of Caledon Town Council are in quite a rush to pass a new fill By-law for the Town. However, those same Councillors are not so keen to have legitimate public understanding of or informed input into the final version of that law. It is but another example of “developer influenced” democracy in the Town of Caledon.

Consider that a public meeting and Open House to review a new By-law dealing with procedural issues is being given five hours for presentation and discussion time. The new fill By-law, which will impact the health of Caledon for decades, is being given a two hour Open House presentation and discussion window. Someone is stacking the deck.

The Town has admitted that the urgency to pass the new By-law is being done “to accommodate a prominent developer.” The same developer for whom Premier Ford was going to change the route of the proposed 413  highway to benefit one of the developer’s projects. It seems that the philanthropic developer from Vaughan, Mr. Nicholas Cortellucci is the driving force behind Council’s rush to change the fill By-law.

The object of  his desire, in this case, is the property known locally as Swan Lake located at 0 Shaw’s Creek Road/519 Charleston Sideroad. Despite Ontario policies protecting water bodies from receiving waste soil, the developer and some members of the Caledon Town Council think it’s OK to change Caledon’s fill By-laws to allow this to happen quickly.

No, it’s not OK. It is a perversion of democracy and a betrayal of promises made to protect Caledon’s environment and greenspaces, to reduce dangerous truck traffic, and to listen to the voices of your constituents. The very successful and wonderfully philanthropic Mr. Cortellucci does not deserve to have his name dragged through the mud just because some members on Town of Caledon Council picked the wrong Lake to try to fill with waste soil.

Increase the Open House time, increase the question and answer time for this By-Law, and bring back participatory democracy.

Once upon a time our Strong Mayor, Annette Groves, said: “As part of Pits to Parks, the town would like CVC (Credit Valley Conservation Authority) to consider investigating the potential acquisition of the property at 0 Shaw’s Creek Road/519 Charleston Sideroad given this property’s proximity to the Pinchin Pit,”

Yep, time to reconsider. The way I see it.

Colbert, Kimmel, and Kneecap

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Censorship of free speech has reached its finest moment in North American media. In the U.S.A. free speech is an endangered species. If you insult the King, or anyone or anything he likes, you are exiled because you probably  “had very bad ratings.” and “a pure lack of TALENT.” The omnipotent, narcissistic, sociopathic musings of the King determine what is allowable speech and what is not.

Stephen Colbert was taken off the air for satirizing the King’s chaotic and ridiculous behaviour. Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for commenting on the King and his Republican enablers using the murder of Charlie Kirk to  fan the flames of their agenda.

I expected this censorship of free speech from the dictatorship south of our border. I did not expect it from our new Canadian Liberal government.

The decision to ban the Irish rap group Kneecap was based on their pro-Palestinian stance and alleged support for Hamas and Hezbollah. Reporter Mariamne Everett wrote that the band was banned from entering Canada “over accusations that it was endorsing political violence and terrorism.” There is more than a little hypocrisy at play here, as the Canada goes to the UN to support the creation of a Palestinian State.

I am not an ardent follower of the trio called Kneecap, and I am not a huge fan of rap, but I would defend to the end their right to sing songs in defence of Palestine. The greatest perpetrators of political violence and terrorism right now in the middle east are the State of Israel, the Israeli Defence Force, and the Israeli Ultra-Orthodox West Bank settlers.

Wake up! There will be no Gaza, no Gaza City, no safe haven in the West Bank because Israel is completing its ethnic cleansing of Palestine while the world fiddles with its cell phones. And the U.S.A. is complicit in this horrifying slaughter and destruction by continuing to support Israel at the UN and vote against the endorsement of a Two State Solution.

If we are going to ban terrorists from entering our country, at least make sure we get the right ones. Colbert, Kimmel, and Kneecap aren’t the problem. They are our conscience, reminding us that the dictators and mass murderers are wearing no clothes.

The way I see it.

The Dream Pave Dream Team

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I am now the proud owner of the first fully permeable Dream Pave driveway and walkway in Bolton. There is one other in Caledon, but that belongs to an owner of the company, so it doesn’t count. I get bragging rights on this one. For pictures of the finished product go to DreamPave.ca, and under “Projects” look for the “Permeable Driveway Using Resin Bound Aggregate in Caledon” … the pictures are worth a thousand words.Bolton-permeable-driveway-with-resin-bound-aggregate - resin bound aggregate permeable driveway in bolton

Tom Cordeiro is the dreamer behind Dream Pave, and Phil Pinto is the landscaper who makes the Dream come true. The two men have been friends since boyhood and their trust in each other shows in the quality of their business partnership. As an added bonus, both  men live in Caledon – home grown entrepreneurs!

Phil’s crew from Almeida Landscaping Company worked ceaselessly through high heat and thunderstorms to complete the project right on schedule. Phil excavated an almost two foot deep bed that he later filled with tons of gravel. The team tamped and levelled the surface precisely. They removed our old curbstones without breaking one, and laid them back like they were building the Temple of the Sun. I have rarely seen such workmanship and attention to detail as the Almeida team displayed.

On the final day, Tom showed up with huge bags of granite gravel that the teams combined with the bonding resin. They meticulously poured out batches that Phil smoothed to perfection with a large concrete polishing fan. The team celebrated with a group lunch and toasts at La Bomba Taco in Bolton. We couldn’t walk on it for a while or park on it for five days, but when we could, I danced on the driveway exclaiming, “This is a work of art.” You can get away with dancing on your driveway when you’re a senior.

My son, the engineer, was sceptical about the permeability paving. At the first rainstorm, he rushed to the front door and watched the water disappear. He became a believer. I have never been so happy with a home project ever: timetable kept, costs met as per contract, finished product above excellent. Yes, more expensive than the regular re-covering of a driveway, but there’s no more assfault on my turf. Our driveway is clean, green, strong, and long lasting.. Welcome to the 21st century.

This permeable Driveway will allow stormwater to filter back into the water table and divert it from polluting our rivers, lakes and ponds. There is less carbon footprint to produce permeable pavement than using asphalt or concrete, no heavy machinery, and a truly beautiful finished product.

Now, keep reading if you’d like to know the history. Tori Newton and Andy Newton of Stone Set (offspring of Michael Newton who was one of the UK founders/directors) and the brand they have now built and partnered with Dream Pave is Stone Set.

Their website says it best: “StoneSet are the TRUE pioneers of resin-bound paving. Installing for 35+ Years, from UK to Siberia to Australia. Dream Pave now offers StoneSet in Canada! The Stoneset Premium resin delivers a permeable pavement that is 100% permeable, made with Canadian natural stone, it was developed for driveways, walkways, tree and pool surrounds. StoneSet by Dream Pave, creates a durable surface, highly suitable for vehicular traffic, while also allowing water to pass through.”

Now we have StoneSet technology right here in Caledon thanks to Tom Cordeiro of Dream Pave and Phil Pinto of Almeida Landscaping, using Canadian granite and Canadian resin. Think Global, buy Local, invest in Canadian entrepreneurs!

I started lecturing about the benefits of a permeable paved community back in 1989. It took a while but I finally put my money where my water table begins. The way I see it.

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Mis-Leading Once Again

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Our Mayor of Caledon is nothing if not consistent. Consistently misleading, misinforming, and misdirecting.

Consider the public promise to hold a vote on the controversial 12 zoning by-laws at a certain date, and then moving the date back without a warning  to her constituents,

Consider the controversial 0 Shaw’s Creek infill by-law motion, where she changed the times of the public meeting three time over three days, cancelling any delegations and shortening time for questions by the hundreds of concerned citizens.

Consider the admission, along with Premier Ford, that “developer influenced” decisions just make “common sense” to them.

Consider this report in the Caledon Enterprise, Friday, September 12, 2025 regarding the mayor’s controversial “Destroy Swan lake” motion:  “According to the mayor, the motion was to grant the developer a bylaw ‘exception’ so a more-than-usual limit of 10,000 cubic metres fill could be brought to the site. This procedural step must be approved by council because staff do not have the authority to amend a bylaw, she explained.”

‘It was just to authorize an exception to the fill bylaw not to approve the permit,’ she said. ‘A month before, Councillor Early tabled a motion to amend the fill bylaw to allow them to be able to bring fill over in that Alloa-Mayfield West area, so it’s not unusual.’ Groves also said that she was not approached by the developer and had not been part of initial discussions. She agreed to present the motion, when asked by town staff, as part of normal procedure. This just starts the process for the proposal to be considered, she said.”

Whoa! Back that one up Mayor Groves! First, the motion by Councillor Early to ask for an exception to the fill by-law was to allow excavation fill from a residential site in an Alloa Mayfield West  project to be moved across the street to the adjacent commercial property so that it could be infilled and graded to safely complete the approved projects. Yes, not unusual at all.

What is unusual is for a motion to be tabled for a yet unapproved project that would allow a developer to bring tons of GTA construction waste soil and dump it in a freshwater lake in the middle of a fully rehabilitated greenspace. That is really unusual.

Secondly, with whom did the developer have his initial discussions? Who on the Town staff asked the Mayor to present the motion?

Misleading, misinforming and misdirecting. And yet, oh so photogenic, You spin things so well, I get dizzy just reading your media releases. It’s beginning to remind me of a line in a speech by Juliet in Shakespeare’s classic teenage love tragedy. Are you the “Beautiful tyrant, fiend angelical. Dove-feathered raven, Wolfish devouring lamb. Despised substance of divinest show, Just opposite of what thou justly seem’st?”Can You Spot the Wolves in Sheep's Clothing?

All that glisters is not gold, the way I see it.

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*Image from Covenant Caswell, Substack

 

Stand on Guard?

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The formerly petulant, provocative, partisan, populist Pierre Poilievre is back, and the leopard hasn’t changed its spots. Ridden on a rail out of Ottawa for his support of the insurrectionist Truckers’s Convoy and its occupation of the Capital, Mr. Poilievre was banished by Ottawa voters.

Enter the good ultra Conservatives from Alberta, who gave up a justly won seat by Damien Kurek, a well respected member of the Battle River-Crowfoot community, so that Poilievre could win a by-election. Yep, not even the Long Ballot could stop the shamed Poilievre from winning a seat in rural south eastern Alberta. He has now earned the moniker Parachute Pierre.

In the U.S.A. they would call him a carpetbagger, and it didn’t take him long to revert to the same populist Republican playbook that cost the Conservatives the last election. Sloganeering, innuendo insults, the blame game, the staged photo ops – nothing has changed. Prime Minister Mark Carney could have held off the by-election much longer, but he acted with integrity. Poilievre has responded by thanking him with populist slogans like “Axe the Carbon Tax 2.0”  and “Jail not bail”

Parachute Pierre used to blame all of Canada’s ills on Justin Trudeau. With Prime Minister Carney in charge, Poilievre now simply targets “The Liberals” as the source of all evil. At a recent photo op in Brampton, close to the riding of Brampton North-Caledon Liberal MP Ruby Sahota (the actual Secretary of State for Combating Crime) Mr. Poilievre announced his “Stand on Guard” law.

While gaslighting a Brampton family as his backdrop, Poilievre announced “After ten years of Liberals, the system treats victims like criminals and criminals like victims.” Nonsense. This all relates to a home invasion where the perpetrator, the criminal, was incapacitated by the homeowner, the victim, who was subsequently charged with assault. Note, None of the details of the assault were released, which leads one to wonder why Parachute Pierre leapt to the defense of the homeowner.

The police made the assault charge, indicating that they thought the amount of force used to stop the intruder was unreasonable. Mr. Poilievre finds this offensive. Under Canadian law we are allowed to stop any intruder/attacker with reasonable force. That means that once the attacker/intruder has been neutralized either through a de-escalation talk or by a physical response, that you stop applying force. But Parachute Pierre wants no limits to the force you apply to stopping an intruder. “The use  of force, including lethal force is presumed to be reasonable against an individual who unlawfully enters a house and poses a threat to anyone inside.” This is a close copy of Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law that allows you to shoot and possibly kill anyone “invading” your property.

Think of Rodney King. Think of Dudley George. Think of the death of Sammy Yatim by police officer James Forcillo – way beyond excessive force. Now think of the North York van attack by Alek Venassian, who wanted “death by cop” but was calmed down by Officer Kenny Lam. There are choices.

Caledon MP Kyle Seeback appears to be echoing the same sentiments when he recently claimed, “Soft on crime Liberal laws are having Canadians living in fear.” Whoa, slow down there, Mr. Seeback. My family is not living in fear, except for the truck traffic in Caledon. You seem to forget that the “soft on crime” bail system in Canada is a partnership between the federal and provincial governments. Bail rights are protected by the Canadian  Constitution. I am not living in fear, YOU are creating a crisis.

In the press statement from your website, you added that “Under Mark Carney’s Liberal Government, repeat violent offenders are being released onto our streets, families are paying the price while the system keeps giving second third and even fifth chances to dangerous criminals'”  I think you need to slow down a little Mr. Seeback and first talk with fellow Conservative, the Honourable Zee Hamid, Ontario MPP on bail reform, as well as your your colleague in Ottawa, neighbour Ruby Sahota, our “Crime and Punishment” mentor.

You are right about one thing – Canadians do need to feel safe in their homes and secure in the knowledge that the reasonable use of force to defend one’s self and family from uninvited intruders, will remain protected by our Constitution,

Sadly Kyle, based on your ten years of blame game chatter, and Mr. Poilievre’s lifetime spouting of prickly propaganda, I doubt if the Conservatives will be much help.

The way I see it.