Gotta Serve Somebody

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In 1979, Bob Dylan released his Slow Train Coming studio album. It won a Gammy Award the next year, One of the songs was “Gotta Serve Somebody” later released as a single. The song was brilliantly covered in 2018 by Jamey Johnson along with Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton, and Lee Ann Womack. it’s got a unique bluesy, western gospel vibe that just gets you clapping and singing along. Well worth a listen.

My wife heard their version recently, and the lyrics struck her as being just as relevant today as when Dylan first composed it. With apologies to The Crown Prince of Folk, I channelled my inner “Weird Al” Yankovic and updated the lyrics.

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GOTTA SERVE SOMEBODY, 2025 

You may be the President of some mighty state,
You may like to drop bombs, you may like to hate,
You may be the smartest person in your online class,
You may be a hockey player just  prayin’ for a pass,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You might be a billionaire handing out your bribes
You might post crazy conspiracy diatribes
You may be a CAO or some white-collar crook
They may call you Boss, or they may call you Schnook,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a city councillor with real civic pride
You may be a mayor taking money on the side
You  may be a big developer with some dirt to spill
You may be someone’s mistress, just  feeling the chill,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a farmer, the guardian of your lands
You may be a baker with our next meal in your hands
You may be  one of the homeless just looking for a bed
You may live in a mansion with empty rooms instead,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Mario, You may call me Annie
You may call me Tonio, you may call me Benny
You may call me D.F., you may call me Sam
You may call me anything, but no matter who I am …

(enter the full gospel choir dancers)

I’m gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
We’re all gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But we’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!

Yeah, you’re gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
You’re gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!

The way I see it.       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Makes a Moose Tick?

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I promised in my “Fish Rots” blog that I would complete the story of the wolf, moose, moose tick, and Canada Jay connection. Here it is.

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Years ago, after dinner at a winter Outdoor Education Conference in Dorset, Ontario, attendees were invited to a special seminar in the centre’s theatre. The title was “What Makes a Moose Tick?” being presented by one of the Frost Centre’s eminent biologists. It had been a long day setting ski trails, snowshoeing, and tracking wildlife. People were tired, and the theatre was warm, especially the upper balcony. I was just about to nod off, when the presenter arrived on stage.

Everyone sat bolt upright. This long lean man wearing outrageous cargo shorts, sandals with socks, a wild T-shirt, and fake moose antlers on his head took the stage. It was the most engaging session I had been to in a very long time. No one in the audience fell asleep!

Early research suggests winter ticks are killing young moose in New Brunswick | CBC News During one of his wildlife data collection studies, this wildlife biologist had observed a mangy, emaciated male moose rubbing himself furiously against the bark of a tree. Normally a Moose like this would have been taken down by the wolf pack, but the wolves had been culled from the area. This moose actually rubbed himself to death on the tree. When the biologists examined it, they found the moose absolutely covered in ticks. In the absence of wolf, the tick had become predator.

Enter the male Canada JayCanada Jay | Nature Manitoba who uses the moose tick like a starry eyed bachelor uses a Spence diamonds ad. The female Jay can’t resist, and voila, love is in the air, followed by lots of baby Canada Jays

Bug Bytes: Winter Tick And Moose | Montana Public RadioThe pattern here is simple. Remove the primary predator, and the prey population booms. Then a secondary predator population rises quickly, along with everything that uses the new predator as a source for food and avian lust.  The moose were suffering, but the Canada Jays were loving it, literally. Nothing like a fat juicy moose tick to make your feathers fluff up

Fortunately in this case, humans learned their lesson. The bounty on wolves was removed, and the top predators slowly returned to the area. Healthy moose, healthy wolves, fewer ticks, and a lot of highly competitive love starved Canada Jays.

Life in balance. The way I see it.

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images from CBC, Manitoba Wildlife, Wikipedia

The Chronicles of Nodelac pt.1

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Ah, Nodelac, that ancient kingdom lost in the mists and mystery of time. Legend has it that the first wanderers to enter the lands were of Norman descent, and they named the area Nord du Lac, or North of the Lake. In later years, when a wave of Gaelic immigrants entered the  area, the named evolved to Nodelac.

The original inhabitants of the area had been hunters and gatherers, spiritually connected to all elements of their lands and waters. Their symbol was the swan, representing trust, peace, serenity, beauty, fidelity and kindness. The goddess of the Normans was Frigg, representing loyalty, dedication, wisdom, and protection of family. The god of the Gaelic peoples was The Dagda, representing abundance, protection, and connection to the supernatural. These became the guiding spirits of the kingdom. The Swan, Dagda and Frigg working together brought harmony to the peoples of Nodelac.

The Dagda and Frigg were both believed to have the powers of prophecy, clairvoyance and fate. Legend has it they prophesied that if the kindness of The Swan was ever betrayed, the Kingdom of Nodelac would fall into a Dark Age of greed and corruption. In order to protect Nodelac, a secret society was formed who dedicated themselves to saving The Swan and the peace, beauty and serenity of their Kingdom.

Over the decades they trained and passed on their teachings to generation after generation, waiting for the day when their loyalty would be put to the test.

That time came sooner than any of the Nodelacians could ever have imagined….

Pt. 2  – coming to a blog near you in September!

 

 

Turtle Green Cleans up!

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With the rise of Canadian patriotism in response to the threats from the south, it became an act of resistance to BUY CANADIAN and shun those USA products. What better response to that challenge than to support local businesses! Fortunately, our local grocers have been swift in stocking up on Canadian sourced and produced products. However, I did find that a lot of our usual cleaning products were manufactured by American conglomerates. Enter Turtle Green.

Turtle Green delivers a wide variety of cleaning products, in your own refillable containers, right to your door. Caledon’s own entrepreneur Betty de Groot is the proud owner of this refillery and carefully sources her products to ensure that they meet her “cradle to cradle” environmental standards. I visited Betty at her office and picked up as many products as I could to test.

I was mainly interested in Canadian made dish soaps and laundry products. Turtle Green dish soap passed with flying colours, as did the reusable dryer balls for laundry – three balls come with their own storage bag. If you wish, they can be scented with your favourite essential oil. The liquid hand soaps were also excellent, with the lavender scented version specially suited for the bathroom areas. Most spectacular was the hand sanitizer which left your hands feeling clean and smooth. A must for cold and flu season, but we use it every day now after dog walking.

Betty also stocks a horticultural vinegar (20% acetic acid) that works well by itself on all weeds. To kick it up a notch, take a large empty Mason jar, add 1/3 cup salt, add enough boiled water to completely dissolve the salt (usually one cup), add 1 tsp dish soap, and top off with the horticultural vinegar – best weed spray ever! Caution: make sure the salt is completely dissolved before putting the mix in your spray bottle.

Another reusable item that you can get from Turtle Green are make-up pads. Those who use make-up in our house have reported that they are great – right size, soak up remover well, and they wash clean. The users recommended that Turtle Green sell them with a little mesh storage bag.

I also tested the shampoo bar, a round disc of solid shampoo that I scented with tea tree and citronella oil for bug season – works like a charm and your hair is squeaky clean. The other item that will leave  things squeaky clean is the Kitchen and Bath Degreaser/Sanitizer. Our counter tops have never been so pure!

The final product I brought home was a tube of Mountain Sky Foot Butter scented with tea tree and mint for my wife. She gave it ten toes up! I already had to get a second tube. And that reminds me … Betty, if you’re reading this, I need another jar of horticultural vinegar, hand soap unscented, and two tubes of Foot Butter.

Great products, Canadian, supporting a local business AND eco-responsible. You can’t go wrong shopping at Turtle Green. The way I see it.

When the Fish Rots …

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One of the cornerstones of environmental literacy is the ability to detect and analyse patterns and understand how those patterns connect. Those can be patterns in the behaviour of animals and plants, weather and climate change, and the physical processes and properties of Earth. It can also be applied to politics and responsible governance.

In the natural world, for example, what is behind the connection between a decline of wolf populations in the North and a dramatic rise of the Canada Jay population? Turns out that when the wolf population is eliminated, the moose population booms. With all those moose around, the moose tick population explodes. In mating season, the male Canada Jay loves to offer a fresh juicy moose tick to his prospective mate, which leads to a lot of baby jays! It also leads to a severe infestation of ticks. More on this in a later post.

Applied to human behaviours, the search for patterns is equally revealing. Consider the old biblical adage from Timothy 6:10: “Love of money is the root of all evil,” along with the more modern observance that “Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” Add a little lust into the mix and you have the Holy Netflix Trinity of sex, money, and power that makes the wheels of a corrupt government go round and round.

Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that we observe a pattern of powerful monied people donating to politicians’ campaigns and fundraisers, and then being granted the fast track to their projects without regard for the rules of law. Let’s say that those politicians claim that they are only helping their constituents move the projects along, and show little or no remorse when accused of breaking the codes of conduct for their office. Let’s say that they then publish glowing media reports about how happy their constituents are while also attacking any citizens who expose their questionable integrity.

That particular pattern would indicate a less than responsible state of governance. One in which money and power, rather than the voice of the people and the laws of the land, manipulate the decisions of government. If we introduce sex into that mix, consensual relationships between, let’s say, a Governor and a Land Baron, then we have a conflict of interest situation which would render any decisions made by that Governor suspect and invalid. Hypothetically speaking.

As Hamlet said, “More honoured in the breach than the observance. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. That one may smile and smile and be a villain.”

There’s an old saying that the fish rots from the head. It actually starts to rot from the guts and that rot spreads through the whole body. Maybe it’s time to get some fresh fish.

The way I see it