In 1979, Bob Dylan released his Slow Train Coming studio album. It won a Gammy Award the next year, One of the songs was “Gotta Serve Somebody” later released as a single. The song was brilliantly covered in 2018 by Jamey Johnson along with Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton, and Lee Ann Womack. it’s got a unique bluesy, western gospel vibe that just gets you clapping and singing along. Well worth a listen.
My wife heard their version recently, and the lyrics struck her as being just as relevant today as when Dylan first composed it. With apologies to The Crown Prince of Folk, I channelled my inner “Weird Al” Yankovic and updated the lyrics.
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GOTTA SERVE SOMEBODY, 2025
You may be the President of some mighty state,
You may like to drop bombs, you may like to hate,
You may be the smartest person in your online class,
You may be a hockey player just prayin’ for a pass,
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
You might be a billionaire handing out your bribes
You might post crazy conspiracy diatribes
You may be a CAO or some white-collar crook
They may call you Boss, or they may call you Schnook,
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
You may be a city councillor with real civic pride
You may be a mayor taking money on the side
You may be a big developer with some dirt to spill
You may be someone’s mistress, just feeling the chill,
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
You may be a farmer, the guardian of your lands
You may be a baker with our next meal in your hands
You may be one of the homeless just looking for a bed
You may live in a mansion with empty rooms instead,
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
You may call me Mario, You may call me Annie
You may call me Tonio, you may call me Benny
You may call me D.F., you may call me Sam
You may call me anything, but no matter who I am …
(enter the full gospel choir dancers)
I’m gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
We’re all gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But we’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!
Yeah, you’re gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
You’re gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!
The way I see it. 
During one of his wildlife data collection studies, this wildlife biologist had observed a mangy, emaciated male moose rubbing himself furiously against the bark of a tree. Normally a Moose like this would have been taken down by the wolf pack, but the wolves had been culled from the area. This moose actually rubbed himself to death on the tree. When the biologists examined it, they found the moose absolutely covered in ticks. In the absence of wolf, the tick had become predator.
The original inhabitants of the area had been hunters and gatherers, spiritually connected to all elements of their lands and waters. Their symbol was the swan, representing trust, peace, serenity, beauty, fidelity and kindness. The goddess of the Normans was Frigg, representing loyalty, dedication, wisdom, and protection of family. The god of the Gaelic peoples was The Dagda, representing abundance, protection, and connection to the supernatural. These became the guiding spirits of the kingdom. The Swan, Dagda and Frigg working together brought harmony to the peoples of Nodelac.
With the rise of Canadian patriotism in response to the threats from the south, it became an act of resistance to BUY CANADIAN and shun those USA products. What better response to that challenge than to support local businesses! Fortunately, our local grocers have been swift in stocking up on Canadian sourced and produced products. However, I did find that a lot of our usual cleaning products were manufactured by American conglomerates. Enter Turtle Green.
Most spectacular was the hand sanitizer which left your hands feeling clean and smooth. A must for cold and flu season, but we use it every day now after dog walking.
One of the cornerstones of environmental literacy is the ability to detect and analyse patterns and understand how those patterns connect. Those can be patterns in the behaviour of animals and plants, weather and climate change, and the physical processes and properties of Earth. It can also be applied to politics and responsible governance.
Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that we observe a pattern of powerful monied people donating to politicians’ campaigns and fundraisers, and then being granted the fast track to their projects without regard for the rules of law. Let’s say that those politicians claim that they are only helping their constituents move the projects along, and show little or no remorse when accused of breaking the codes of conduct for their office. Let’s say that they then publish glowing media reports about how happy their constituents are while also attacking any citizens who expose their questionable integrity.