Caledon’s Third Party “Report Card”

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REPORT CARDS WERE DISTRIBUTED FOR STUDENTS IN GRADE 8 TO GRADE 12 | Mount Elizabeth Middle Secondary School

I recently attended the Inaugural of the new Council for the Town of Caledon and that report can be found in Just Sayin’ Caledon. Words of truth and reconciliation were spoken from the stage and the atmosphere as the event concluded was rather warm and fuzzy. As I was gathering up my gear from the media table where I had been taking notes throughout the event, a person approached me and asked, “Are you a reporter?” Context should have provided a clue, but I answered, “Yes.”

“Then why didn’t you do an article on our report card?” he demanded. It took a moment to register, but then I noticed that this person had emerged from the quadrant of the reception hall that held an enthusiastic crowd of supporters of one of the new Council members. “Don’t you like Kathleen Wilson?” he asked me.

“I don’t like most third party advertising,” I responded.

“But The Pointer has a report,” he declared.  “The Brampton Pointer?” I burst out laughing.

At that point, a very burly well dressed man from the same crowd accompanying a tall blonde woman out of the hall told me to “F*ck off.” “Well, so much for peace and understanding,” I responded. He then threw me the middle finger over his shoulder – not once, but twice.

And that was all the proof I needed as to the mindset and bias that permeated the “Caledon Council Report Card” and its creators.

First, let’s be clear on one thing. The “Caledon Council Report Card” produced by the third party advertiser “A Better Caledon” is NOT A REPORT CARD. I  am an educator. I wrote report cards for thirty years. The purpose of a report card is to describe the level of achievement, life skills and social emotional growth that a student has shown over the course of an school year. Grading is based on a teacher’s evaluation of a student’s performance.

It can include comparison of a student’s achievement level with a class average, but one student can NEVER be compared to another single student. To do so is an insidious corruption of the evaluation process. You compare students not against each other arbitrarily, but you compare their performances against standards.

This “report card” had no standards. A political report card should have the same level of professionalism as a school report card. It must describe the level of achievement, life skills and social emotional growth that an elected representative has shown over the course of a political term. Grading is based on citizens’ evaluation of a politician’s performance. The standards for politicians are contained in their Declaration of Office Oath and the Code of Conduct.

In a political campaign, third party advertisers have one job: to build up their candidate at the expense of all opposition. The goal is to make their candidate look like a silk purse and all other candidates look like a sow’s ear. Period. They are not impartial; they are totally biased, and their “facts” present a myopic précis of the whole story – sort of like six blind men and the elephant.

The very fact the “Report Card” was trumpeted in a pointless Brampton publication is proof enough of its insignificance as a valid report card. It’s kind of like getting your picture on the front page of The National Enquirer along with an article on alien babies. Absolutely pure, accurate, peer reviewed investigative journalism, eh?

Now, was the “report card” effective? Did it sway voters to believe in their highly selective set of facts? Did it “help sway an election” as headlined in a Brampton tabloid? Absolutely! But was it an unbiased, impartial report card reflecting on the true performance of our political candidates over their years of service to the Town of Caledon. Absolutely NOT.

So, strange little person who wanted a review of your partisan propaganda, here it is. Be careful for what you wish. Your “report card” gets a failing grade. The way I see it.

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Skid Crease, Caledon

 

A Government Lacking in Maskulinity

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MASKULINITY: the qualities or attributes regarded as characteristic of an intelligent, empathetic personRestore the Mask Mandate! – CUPE 3902

This week in Ontario it was announced that we had a perfect viral storm sweeping across Ontario. The flu, which had already swept across the southern hemisphere, arrived here early. That, combined with the continuing spread of COVID-19 and the reappearance of RSV (respiratory syncytial virus) created this perfect storm. It is  particularly affecting the health of our children. Paediatric care centres at our hospitals are swamped trying to deal with the surge in respiratory illnesses.

Doctors and Medical Officers of Health across Ontario are asking us to do one simple thing: WEAR A MASK!  They are even asking for the province to reinstate the mask mandate. But Dr. Kieran Moore takes his marching orders from Premier Ford. And the good premier, sadly lacking in maskulinity, is making wearing a mask in public settings optional. The reason? Fear of the rabid 30% of the Canadian population who are aggressive and intimidating anti-maskers. Yes, a recent Nanos Research poll found that 70% of Canadians would support a return to the mask mandate in order to calm this perfect storm.

I would hazard a guess that these 30% also support the misguided Freedumb Philosophy of the Ottawa  occupation terrorist Fruckers, anti-vaxxers, anti-science, anti-community health mob. Possibly also some of the crowd who painted their trucks and protest signs with slogans that they wanted to have sex with our Prime Minister.

And so this populist government will respond as it always has to a crisis. It will keep Ontario Open for Business until  perfect storm peaks in the winter of 2023 and the health care system is overwhelmed. It will wait until parents and children start to die, Remember that old adage: “A stitch in time saves nine.” It would be important for this government to remember it’s better to solve a problem right away, to stop it becoming a much bigger one.

A return to a mask mandate is that stitch in time. The resistant 30% need to up their maskulinity before we all pay the piper for their selfishness. The way I see it.

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Skid Crease, Caledon

* image from CUPE 3902

Doug Ford and the Children

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Ontario Premier Doug Ford, 9:00 a.m. Monday November 7, 2022:

“As a gesture of good faith our government is willing to rescind the legislation, are willing to rescind section 33, but only if CUPE agrees to show a similar gesture of good faith by stopping their strike, and letting our kids back into their classrooms.”

 

The following Q & A is a satire of the press conference that followed that statement ….

Q: Premier Ford, have you changed your position on your use of the notwithstanding clause because of the threat of a general strike across Ontario?

A: No, no, not at all. The only thing I ever wanted was to keep kids in the classroom so that their parents could get back to work to Make Ontario Great Again. Those poor kids, their little psyches scarred from staying at home, their marks falling, my popularity plummeting. Look it’s all about caring for the little children, getting them back in the classroom. (soft weeping sound)  I do it all for the kids.

Q: Premier Ford, is it true that you were receiving pressure from business and labour leaders across the country that your use of the notwithstanding clause was a really, really bad idea?

A: No, no, not at all. The only thing I ever wanted was to keep kids in the classroom so that their parents could get back to work to Make Ontario Great Again. Those poor kids, their little psyches scarred from staying at home, their marks falling, my popularity plummeting. Look it’s all about caring for the little children, getting them back in the classroom. (soft weeping sound)  I do it all for the kids.

Q: Premier Ford, has pressure from this political protest, coupled with the public outcry over your broken promise to never open the Greenbelt to developers, placed your leadership in jeopardy?

A: No, no, not at all. All these little children I love will need homes one day once they graduate, or drop out like I did. The only thing I ever wanted was to keep kids in the classroom so that their parents could get back to work to Make Ontario Great Again. These kids will get jobs and buy homes in the former Greenbelt one day. Look it’s all about caring for the little children, getting them back in the classroom. (soft weeping sound)  I do it all for the kids.

Q: Premier Ford, are the developers who want to build homes in the former Greenbelt under pressure from their labour unions to get you to reverse your stance on the ill-advised use of the notwithstanding clause.

A: No, no,not at all. The construction guys and gals love me. The only thing I ever wanted was to keep kids in the classroom so that their parents could get back to work to Make Ontario Great Again. Those poor kids, their little psyches scarred from staying at home, their marks falling, my popularity plummeting. Look it’s all about caring for the little children, getting them back in the classroom. (soft weeping sound)  I do it all for the kids.

Q: Premier Ford, some have criticized the content and tone of your speech this morning as insincere. What is your comment on that observation.

A: Hey, it worked during the last Ontario election, We’ll just keep numbing and dumbing Ontario down until we win another majority. My marketing team can take toxic manure and spin it into sentimental mush faster than you can drain a wetland. Once we shift all the blame for this disruption to CUPE, the public will be back on our side. Those poor children, those suffering parents. After this great speech, everyone’s gonna believe that I do it all for the kids. Really.

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UPDATE: Within hours of the Premier’s announcement, CUPE announced that their workers will be back in the classrooms on Tuesday. Now let’s see how long “as soon as possible’ is for the Ford government to repeal Bill 28 in its entirety, as promised.

Skid Crease, Caledon

 

The Morning After Pill

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Last night, at 8:00 p.m. when the polls closed on our 2022 Ontario municipal elections, I dutifully removed all my election signs from my lawn. The party was over, the votes had been cast, the people would have chosen, and we awaited the results. I had selected my candidate for Mayor based on her qualifications, track record and lifelong defence of the Town of Caledon. But sometimes the best person for the job doesn’t always win. Sometimes the person with the most signs wins.

This morning I woke up early to find an illegally placed “Annette Groves for Mayor” sign on my front lawn without my permission. There are only a few people in Town stupid enough to ever put that name on my lawn. It was one of those low-life vindictive touches that only the bottom of the barrel can deliver. I burst out laughing. That gesture said it all: this is what we can expect in Caledon for the next four years, so we might as well get a good chuckle out of it.

When I was asked for a prediction for the election last week. I replied, “In a world that could elect Donald Trump president of the USA, Doug Ford as premier of Ontario, Pierre Poilievre as leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, and Danielle Smith as leader of the United Conservative Party of Alberta,  anything is possible.” 

The people are a little crazy right now with pandemic weariness, economic pressures, and populist fake news that has made our minds numb. In that state it is easy to fall prey to the most aggressive predator, to take out our frustration on “the other”, to be swayed by misinformation.

And so we make bad decisions. There is no morning after pill for this one. We’ll just have to wait and see. We’ve got four years before the next report card is delivered, and we’ll be using the new “full disclosure”  curriculum to evaluate this Council’s progress. It’s hard to beat honesty and integrity. The way I see it.

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Skid Crease, Caledon 

 

Partisan Politics

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Does anyone know this man? (photo taken by neighbourhood security camera) The papers in his hands are third party advertising “report cards” on candidates in our municipal election.

Last week in Caledon, this man was reported to be handing out “report cards” on the two mayoral candidates. He claimed to be a non-partisan citizen volunteering for an “independent” third party. A homeowner noted that  the material being handed out was totally biased towards one mayoral candidate. The homeowner, concerned about the man’s aggressive behaviour, shared his concerns in a letter to me. The full text of that letter is printed below.

The report card on candidates that the “volunteer” was circulating appear to be the work of Third Party advertiser Kathleen Wilson and her Facebook page “A Better Caledon” which is promoting the mayoral bid of only one candidate, 

The homeowner recognized the bias and asked the volunteer to identify himself. The man said his name was “Mike” but no last name was given. If anyone can identify “Mike” from that security camera  photograph, please respond to this post.

Skid Crease, Caledon

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Anonymous Concerned Citizen’s letter, as sent to me on October 19, 2022 The letter actually names names, but I have replaced the mayoral candidate’s name with an “X” until verification of the identity of the man in the photo is confirmed

“Last Friday I was at home and heard the doorbell ring and I proceeded to open the door. I figured this was a candidate lobbying me for his support for the upcoming municipal election. Being a person who supports our democratic process, I always listen to all candidates and allow them to elaborate on their platform.Instead, I was greeted by a very aggressive man that presented me with what he said was an unbiased third party report card* on the current council. I allowed him to speak and present his points, however the more he went on the more I realized he was actually campaigning for “X” and defaming other candidates. When he finished I let him know that it seemed that he was biased and I asked him if he was working with the ‘X” Campaign because of the way he was speaking so poorly of the other candidates? He was very adamant that he was not working with “X”and that was working with an independent 3rd party to share this report. I knew something was off with his story and when I asked for his name he responded, “Mike.“

The conversation went on for about 5 minutes and I asked this man 3 times if he was supporting any candidate and he always replied that he was not campaigning for any candidates and he wanted to share the truth. We eventually ended our conversation. He left.

I know well enough that these types of reports are supposed to be objective. However I found this report to be very subjective, leading readers to false assumptions by not telling the whole story.

I was puzzled by this interaction and it left me feeling very uncomfortable. I reached out to a family friend who has been a citizen of Caledon for years and I explained this usual interaction. As I started to describe the individual, my friend immediately said that this was “X’s” Husband. I sent a photo of the individual and he confirmed that it was indeed the ex-husband of “X”.

Why would this man lie about who he was? Why did he give me a different name? Why wouldn’t he just tell me that he was out campaigning for his ex-wife? At least I would have understood his motives for knocking on my door.

Is this “X’s” strategy? Having her ex-husband lying about who he is  to manipulate and misinform citizens. Is this not a contravention of the Election By-law when an individual misrepresents their candidate affiliation to the electoral public.

This incident has me questioning “X’s” motives and integrity. Elections should be about going door to door listening to the community and their issues while promoting your campaign platform. Instead “X” is  using misinformation and bashing the other candidates.

I’ve attached a photo of “Mike” going door to door and a photo of the ex-husband wearing a shirt promoting “X” and I’ll let you be the judge.

The citizens of Caledon have the right to know that “X” is not playing by the rules. I believe you are the means of getting this out to Caledon public.

I am available to answer any of your questions but I would like to remain anonymous if you don’t mind.

Kind regards,

Concerned Citizen