Gotta Serve Somebody

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In 1979, Bob Dylan released his Slow Train Coming studio album. It won a Gammy Award the next year, One of the songs was “Gotta Serve Somebody” later released as a single. The song was brilliantly covered in 2018 by Jamey Johnson along with Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton, and Lee Ann Womack. it’s got a unique bluesy, western gospel vibe that just gets you clapping and singing along. Well worth a listen.

My wife heard their version recently, and the lyrics struck her as being just as relevant today as when Dylan first composed it. With apologies to The Crown Prince of Folk, I channelled my inner “Weird Al” Yankovic and updated the lyrics.

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GOTTA SERVE SOMEBODY, 2025 

You may be the President of some mighty state,
You may like to drop bombs, you may like to hate,
You may be the smartest person in your online class,
You may be a hockey player just  prayin’ for a pass,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You might be a billionaire handing out your bribes
You might post crazy conspiracy diatribes
You may be a CAO or some white-collar crook
They may call you Boss, or they may call you Schnook,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a city councillor with real civic pride
You may be a mayor taking money on the side
You  may be a big developer with some dirt to spill
You may be someone’s mistress, just  feeling the chill,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a farmer, the guardian of your lands
You may be a baker with our next meal in your hands
You may be  one of the homeless just looking for a bed
You may live in a mansion with empty rooms instead,

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Mario, You may call me Annie
You may call me Tonio, you may call me Benny
You may call me D.F., you may call me Sam
You may call me anything, but no matter who I am …

(enter the full gospel choir dancers)

I’m gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
We’re all gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the People or it may be the Gold
But we’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!

Yeah, you’re gonna have to serve somebody, (serve somebody)
You’re gonna have to serve somebody. (serve somebody)
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, oh yeah!

The way I see it.       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Punishment and Killing of Palestine

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Mordechai Vanunu and Gideon Levy are two Israelis whose courage and humanity should be remembered and honoured.

Mordechai Vanunu blew the whistle in 1986 on Israel’s illegal nuclear enrichment program. In the 1950’s the secret Negev Nuclear Facility was hidden in the desert near Dimona far from the prying eyes of UN inspectors, making Israel the first rogue nuclear state in the Middle East. For his efforts to save the world from nuclear weapons proliferation, Vanunu was declared a traitor, lured out of England and illegally abducted from Italy by Mossad agents, and jailed for 18 years. He is still under house arrest in Israel.

Gideon Levy is a reporter for Haaretz, the longest running daily newspaper in Israel. He is also the author of two non-fiction books, The Punishment of Gaza, 2010, and The Killing of Gaza, Reports on a Catastrophe, 2024. While most of the western press is hobbled by holocaust guilt and the fear that criticizing Israel’s actions in Palestine will lead to charges of antisemitism, Levy bears no such burden. The Israelis and the Palestinians are both Semitic races and Levy is Jewish, “an Israeli dedicated to saving his country’s honour,” as noted by Guardian literary critic Nicholas Lezard.

Levy is also a truth-telling journalist. He had been covering Gaza for many years, and when he left in the 1990’s, he thought that the Israeli occupation had ended. He bid Gaza a loving farewell. But when Israeli forces later returned to Gaza, Levy reported that, “The occupation did not end. On the contrary, it is more cruel, criminal, and inhuman today than ever before. Ten years later, in 2005, when Israel disengaged from Gaza, we were much wiser: this time we knew that the occupation had simply changed form. The jailer pulled out of the jail and was now holding its prisoners captive from without. Yes, Gaza was, and still is, the largest prison on Earth, a gruesome experiment performed on living human beings.”

The Punishment of Gaza is a series of articles beginning June 1, 2006, with a simple report about the IDF’s (Israeli Defense Force) cavalier attitude to collateral damage – blow up one Jihadist, kill an entire family in a nearby vehicle. It is preceded by a story of moral double standards: it’s legitimate for Israel to boycott the Palestinian Authority, but illegitimate for anyone to boycott Israel’s government or institutions.

Then the horror begins – one chapter is titled “Making Monsters of Our Finest Young Men” and describes how young pilots go on indiscriminate bombing run training flights:

“In four days they killed 375 people. They did not, and could not, distinguish between a Hamas official and his children, between a traffic cop and a Qassam launch operator, between a weapons cache and a health clinic, between the first and second floors of a densely populated apartment building with dozens of children inside.”

The book continues every month from June 2006 through to the summer of 2009, with each report being more devastating and horrendous than the one before. He concludes his first book with this reflection:

“The Israelis don’t pay any price for the injustice of the occupation, so the occupation will never end. It will not end a moment before the Israelis understand the connection between the occupation and price they will be forced to pay. They will never shake it off on their own initiative, and why should they?

Even the cruelest terrorist attacks to befall the country haven’t instilled an understanding among the Israelis about the connection between cause and effect, between occupation and terrorism. Thanks to the media and politicians – two of the worst agents for dumbing down and blinding Israeli society – we learned that Arabs were born to kill, the whole world is against us, anti-Semitism determines how Israel is dealt with and there is no connection between our actions and the price we pay.”

Gaza and the West Bank were powder kegs primed to explode since 1948. And then came Saturday, October 7, 2023.

As the sun was rising that morning, Gideon Levy was jogging through a park near his home in northern Tel Aviv. Suddenly the missile alert sirens began wailing. He had been about to release an editorial that morning, recalling the fall of the Berlin Wall and writing hopefully that the walls around the world’s largest ghetto would soon be crumbling before their very eyes. But when he arrived home his editor called him “with the news of horrifying actions being reported from the south, including mass murder and the abduction of hundreds of Israeli citizens to Gaza.”

In response, he wrote the following editorial: “Behind all this lies Israeli arrogance; the idea that we can do whatever we like, that we’ll never pay the price and be punished for it. We’ll carry on undisturbed. We’ll arrest, kill , harass, dispossess, and we’ll protect the settlers busy with their pogroms. We’ll visit Joseph’s Tomb, Othniel’s Tomb, and Joshua’s Altar in the Palestinian territories, and, of course, the Temple Mount – over 5,000 Jews on Sukkot alone.

We’ll fire at innocent people, take out people’s eyes, smash their faces, expel, confiscate, rob, grab people from their beds, carry out ethnic cleansing and of course continue with the unbelievable siege of the Gaza Strip, and everything will be all right.”

Gideon Levy wrote “The Killing of Gaza, Reports on a Catastrophe” in 2024. Part 1 documents the horrors of each year from 2017 to 2022. In Part 2, each chapter documents the vengeful brutality of every month from October 2023 until June 2024. He concluded his novel with a reflection on the Israeli reaction to the news that four hostages had just been rescued.

“Obviously the moving rescue should have been celebrated. Israelis deserve a moment of joy for the hell they’ve been living in for months, which isn’t over yet. But one cannot ignore the price paid by Palestinians, even if there are people who believe that the price was unavoidable or even entirely justified.

A society that ignores so blatantly the price paid by tens of thousands of people, with their lives, bodies, souls and property, for the rescue of four of its hostages and for a moment of joy for its members, is a society that is missing something vital. It is a society that has lost its conscience.”

We are bearing witness to some of the greatest atrocities we have seen since the horrors of World War 2 were revealed to the world. Genocide, ethnic cleansing, deliberate targeting of aid centres, denying aid to the point of starving the survivors of endless missile, drone, tank, and sniper attacks with total disregard for collateral damage to non-combatant  innocent men, women, and children.

In our silence, we are also a society that has lost its conscience. The way I see it.

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Footnote:

Since Israel’s punishment of Palestine began in 1948, over 65,00 Palestinians and 17,000 Israelis have died, with over 102,000 Palestinians and 30,000 Israelis injured or missing. In the recent conflict since October 7, 2023, an estimated 2000 Israelis and 36,000 Palestinians have died. That is not a biblical “eye for an eye” revenge. That is a kill ratio of 1:18.

*data averaged from: Jewish Virtual Library, Wikipedia, VOX.com, Quora, Britannica

 

What Makes a Moose Tick?

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I promised in my “Fish Rots” blog that I would complete the story of the wolf, moose, moose tick, and Canada Jay connection. Here it is.

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Years ago, after dinner at a winter Outdoor Education Conference in Dorset, Ontario, attendees were invited to a special seminar in the centre’s theatre. The title was “What Makes a Moose Tick?” being presented by one of the Frost Centre’s eminent biologists. It had been a long day setting ski trails, snowshoeing, and tracking wildlife. People were tired, and the theatre was warm, especially the upper balcony. I was just about to nod off, when the presenter arrived on stage.

Everyone sat bolt upright. This long lean man wearing outrageous cargo shorts, sandals with socks, a wild T-shirt, and fake moose antlers on his head took the stage. It was the most engaging session I had been to in a very long time. No one in the audience fell asleep!

Early research suggests winter ticks are killing young moose in New Brunswick | CBC News During one of his wildlife data collection studies, this wildlife biologist had observed a mangy, emaciated male moose rubbing himself furiously against the bark of a tree. Normally a Moose like this would have been taken down by the wolf pack, but the wolves had been culled from the area. This moose actually rubbed himself to death on the tree. When the biologists examined it, they found the moose absolutely covered in ticks. In the absence of wolf, the tick had become predator.

Enter the male Canada JayCanada Jay | Nature Manitoba who uses the moose tick like a starry eyed bachelor uses a Spence diamonds ad. The female Jay can’t resist, and voila, love is in the air, followed by lots of baby Canada Jays

Bug Bytes: Winter Tick And Moose | Montana Public RadioThe pattern here is simple. Remove the primary predator, and the prey population booms. Then a secondary predator population rises quickly, along with everything that uses the new predator as a source for food and avian lust.  The moose were suffering, but the Canada Jays were loving it, literally. Nothing like a fat juicy moose tick to make your feathers fluff up

Fortunately in this case, humans learned their lesson. The bounty on wolves was removed, and the top predators slowly returned to the area. Healthy moose, healthy wolves, fewer ticks, and a lot of highly competitive love starved Canada Jays.

Life in balance. The way I see it.

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images from CBC, Manitoba Wildlife, Wikipedia

The Chronicles of Nodelac pt.1

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Ah, Nodelac, that ancient kingdom lost in the mists and mystery of time. Legend has it that the first wanderers to enter the lands were of Norman descent, and they named the area Nord du Lac, or North of the Lake. In later years, when a wave of Gaelic immigrants entered the  area, the named evolved to Nodelac.

The original inhabitants of the area had been hunters and gatherers, spiritually connected to all elements of their lands and waters. Their symbol was the swan, representing trust, peace, serenity, beauty, fidelity and kindness. The goddess of the Normans was Frigg, representing loyalty, dedication, wisdom, and protection of family. The god of the Gaelic peoples was The Dagda, representing abundance, protection, and connection to the supernatural. These became the guiding spirits of the kingdom. The Swan, Dagda and Frigg working together brought harmony to the peoples of Nodelac.

The Dagda and Frigg were both believed to have the powers of prophecy, clairvoyance and fate. Legend has it they prophesied that if the kindness of The Swan was ever betrayed, the Kingdom of Nodelac would fall into a Dark Age of greed and corruption. In order to protect Nodelac, a secret society was formed who dedicated themselves to saving The Swan and the peace, beauty and serenity of their Kingdom.

Over the decades they trained and passed on their teachings to generation after generation, waiting for the day when their loyalty would be put to the test.

That time came sooner than any of the Nodelacians could ever have imagined….

Pt. 2  – coming to a blog near you in September!

 

 

Turtle Green Cleans up!

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With the rise of Canadian patriotism in response to the threats from the south, it became an act of resistance to BUY CANADIAN and shun those USA products. What better response to that challenge than to support local businesses! Fortunately, our local grocers have been swift in stocking up on Canadian sourced and produced products. However, I did find that a lot of our usual cleaning products were manufactured by American conglomerates. Enter Turtle Green.

Turtle Green delivers a wide variety of cleaning products, in your own refillable containers, right to your door. Caledon’s own entrepreneur Betty de Groot is the proud owner of this refillery and carefully sources her products to ensure that they meet her “cradle to cradle” environmental standards. I visited Betty at her office and picked up as many products as I could to test.

I was mainly interested in Canadian made dish soaps and laundry products. Turtle Green dish soap passed with flying colours, as did the reusable dryer balls for laundry – three balls come with their own storage bag. If you wish, they can be scented with your favourite essential oil. The liquid hand soaps were also excellent, with the lavender scented version specially suited for the bathroom areas. Most spectacular was the hand sanitizer which left your hands feeling clean and smooth. A must for cold and flu season, but we use it every day now after dog walking.

Betty also stocks a horticultural vinegar (20% acetic acid) that works well by itself on all weeds. To kick it up a notch, take a large empty Mason jar, add 1/3 cup salt, add enough boiled water to completely dissolve the salt (usually one cup), add 1 tsp dish soap, and top off with the horticultural vinegar – best weed spray ever! Caution: make sure the salt is completely dissolved before putting the mix in your spray bottle.

Another reusable item that you can get from Turtle Green are make-up pads. Those who use make-up in our house have reported that they are great – right size, soak up remover well, and they wash clean. The users recommended that Turtle Green sell them with a little mesh storage bag.

I also tested the shampoo bar, a round disc of solid shampoo that I scented with tea tree and citronella oil for bug season – works like a charm and your hair is squeaky clean. The other item that will leave  things squeaky clean is the Kitchen and Bath Degreaser/Sanitizer. Our counter tops have never been so pure!

The final product I brought home was a tube of Mountain Sky Foot Butter scented with tea tree and mint for my wife. She gave it ten toes up! I already had to get a second tube. And that reminds me … Betty, if you’re reading this, I need another jar of horticultural vinegar, hand soap unscented, and two tubes of Foot Butter.

Great products, Canadian, supporting a local business AND eco-responsible. You can’t go wrong shopping at Turtle Green. The way I see it.